everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him
Jefferson was super socially awkward and he only gave two speeches in his career as a president: both his inauguration speeches. And in both cases witnesses said he spoke so quietly no one could hear him. He would also frequently attend meetings with important foreign dignitaries in his pajamas.
That video was so embarrassing it was literally just a bunch of bihets and straight ppl/men whining
>bihets
Even if I were reblogging this from my computer, I don’t think there is a single one of the hundreds of reaction images I have saved that could properly convey the levels of simultaneous disgust, despondence, secondhand embarrassment, and disappointment in modern education that I feel right now.
Child, you need to turn off the computer, go outside, and learn what wind and sunshine feel like, because I have my doubts that you’re all that familiar with either of them.
…bihets? heterosexual bisexuals
wat
Bihets. ….? How do you…. You know what, never mind. Never mind tumblr, just never mind.
chiahd asked:
It'd be too much to ask you to do a little more of the Handplates' AU where Toriel rescued the skelebros? I'm in love with all these happy thoughts ;___; them being happy with Toriel and Toriel raising skelebros like their own children... playing with Papyrus' puzzles and teaching Sans bad puns and driving Papyrus crazy with them... them loving her snail pies bc they feel her love in every bite... having a rough time the first days bc they're too damaged but Toriel is patient and kind. happy AU
“People who don’t agree with us exist and that makes us butthurt”
I only recognize Raven. Who are the other two and what ‘horrible’ crimes did they commit? I’m guessing it’s along the lines of ‘held black people to the same standards as other races’.
By barking with text-to-speech on, the dog accidentally programmed a whole game
Commission for ayarger of Toby Fox as the Annoying Dog from Undertale creating the game from the “developer room” that’s found beyond the mysterious door.
